the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...