A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!