Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...