Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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