My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Your New Year Resolution
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What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...