Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...