Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...