A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...