A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Dad will never say
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Office Inspirational Posters
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The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!