Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...