Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...