Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...