On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...