Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Unpaid parking tickets
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The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...