Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...