Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...