A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...