OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...