Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Computer problem report
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about...