A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…