You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...