Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...