Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Stupid Insults 17/31
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Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
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Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Apple sues Apple Corp.
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Farm jokes 09
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How To Give Your Cat a Pill
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Defining these words
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