Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....