Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...