Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
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Earmuffs
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
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