face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....