Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...