The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.