Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.