Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...