Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...