Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.