Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....