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Mileage
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A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
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After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Air Force One crashes
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...