58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...