Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...