Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...