Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...