Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...