A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...