Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...