Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...