Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
USENET Parody
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Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...