Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...