New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...