Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...