Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...