Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...