The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...