Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...