One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...